PAUL NEWMAN (BOLDMERE SPORTS) ON A REGULAR SATURDAY NIGHT OUT
Entries to date:
1) " I would do almost anything to win a darts trophy" said Paul as he prepared for the Ladies singles final.
2) All together now..........." He's just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvania"
3)
Paul had always been proud to share his name (Paul Newman) with a
famous actor. By coincidence that also applied to his alter ego .......
'Nanette'.
4) "OK so I do get to throw from 7 ft 6 ins dressed like this, but the down side is that these heels are killing me".
5)
Steve Paling, having recently announced his engagement, immediately
regretted giving the best man's job to Rob Hawker when he saw the
stripper booked for the stag night.
6) Darts! No I don't play darts. I am a laydee you see!
7) Paul Newman lived up to his name as a NEW MAN. He was certainly in touch with his feminine side.
8) "Get the London look"
9) Charlie Sheen finally admits he needs help and checks into rehab after latest one night stand is revealed.
10) "My drug hell is completely behind me now" said Kerry Katona, as she showed off her new look.
11) Paul thought hard and long as to why his nickname had changed from 'the carpet' to the carpet muncher, case closed.
